Takes On Quotes:

A chain in no stronger than its weakest link.

A fool and his credit card are soon parted.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, unless he’s really, really old.

A man or woman is known by the company he or she owns.

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and the weakest link is usually disqualified.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, due to withdrawal symptoms.

Actions speak louder than words, unless the volume is turned up really high.

All is fair in love and war and UFC.

All good things must come to an end because of global warming.

All that glitters is not glitter.

All work and no play makes Jack a good worker.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you’re poor. Which is really bad if you need health care.

Appearances are deceptive, and that’s why a good appearance will take you places.

April showers bring acid rain, which kills May flowers.

Ask no questions and hear no lies. Ask questions, and hear lies.

Beauty is only skin-deep, but that’s okay because people usually aren’t dissected until after death.

Better late than never, unless it’s a term paper.

Better die with honor than live with shame, although you can do both.

Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t know, unless the devil you do know is really, really mean.

Better to be alone than in bad company, unless you cut yourself when you’re alone.

Birds of a feather flock together before they’re shot.

Blood is thicker than water. Just like ketchup.

Boys will be boys, unless they get a sex change.

Curiosity killed the cat. And the toddler.

Cleanliness is next to godliness. Dirty people are evil.

Dead men tell no lies because they’re dead.

Do unto others as you would have them to do unto you, unless you’re not going to see them again.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket because they don’t make baskets anymore.

Early to bed and early to rise, make a man healthy, wealthy and wise, although he misses all the good TV shows.

Easier said than done, unless it’s a tongue twister.

Every man is his own worst enemy when he has diarrhea.

Every picture tells a story, but some stories suck.

Fight fire with fire, unless you’re trying to put it out.

Finders keepers, losers weepers. And they’re crybabies.

First things first, at least until you renumber them.

Give the devil his due, and then run like the dickens.

Goodness is better than beauty, unless you’re in the entertainment industry.

Great minds think alike, and more so stupid ones.

He that knows nothing, doubts nothing, because he’s probably really brain dead.

She that knows nothing, doubts nothing, because she’s Terry Shiavo.

If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well, or paying someone else to do.

Ignorance is bliss. No joke.

It takes two to tango, but it takes one to breakdance.

Those who live in glass houses should get good shower-curtains.